Andre from America’s Most Smartest Model

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Andre Birleanu appears as one of the cast members and contestants in the VH1 competitive reality television series America’s Most Smartest Model. He hails originally from his hometown of Moscow, Russia, and is 24 years old. Birleanu is the son of two diplomats, and he grew up in Romania. He also claims that he’s fluent in five different languages. He was discovered by a modeling talent scout while he was fixing his bike on the street, and he has recently worked for Saks Fifth Avenue as well as Converse.

Initially, I thought VH1’s new reality show America’s Most Smartest Model would be a total piece of crap, and actually, yes, it mostly is! But it’s a highly watchable piece of crap, which is actually a winning formula in my book.


54 thoughts on “Andre from America’s Most Smartest Model

  1. I love you Andre , show em what we Russians are all about !

    !!!!!!!!
    come on hunny im rooting for you!]
    tak derzhat!!!!!!

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  2. andre sucks. he dated my friend and not only is he a total racist…in fact everything that is not andre is inferior, but if you are hot then he might talk to you. he is abusive, and was on a restraining order, which he did a poor job of obeying. no joke. he doesn’t deserve to win or get a dime as a result of being on this show.

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  3. Andre is seriously the hottest guy I have ever seen in my life! His attitude makes him even hotter. WOW he is H.O.T.T!

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  4. Wow, keep your hater comments to yourself! Who cares if your jealous! Andre is simply a confident young man, cocky, arrogant, brash, and forward. You don’t have to like him. As for the rest of the negative nonsense anon posted about him. What goes around comes around, careful what you say, anon or not.

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  5. this is good,,..

    andre heat up the show and tj is the snekiest man

    if no andre in the show + rachel +tj + mandy it would be boring

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  6. Andre go back to FN Romania if you hate the Americans so MUCH. YOUR NOT better than anyone just so you know. Your a total jackass and you represent your people in a very poor light.. GO BACK HOME YOUR NOT WANTED HERE…

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  7. DUDE GO BACK HOME.. YOUR SO NOT WANTED HERE.. YOUR NOT EVEN THAT GOOD LOOKING. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT HIT IN THE HEAD ONE TOO MANY TIMES. YOUR SHORT AND MEAN.

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  8. I don’t understand why someone that hates Americans so much would be on a show with “America’s” in the title. Well actually I do know why, it’s all about money and tv time. But do you see the irony?

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  9. I’m not going to lie…Andre is definitely a sexy man. However, his temper is downright frightening. He most definitely has rage issues and should probably consult an anger management specialist. He’s got the looks…now if he could only have the personality to go along with them, he’d be the whole package.

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  10. I seriously *WILL* marry you!.* Holy shit you are hot!.* The only reason I watch the show is because of ur *FACE/BODY* Oh.* &&.* I *LOVE* your attitude!.* SO SEXY!.*

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  11. Haters hate on Andre though its the wonders of media editing that create and make him out to be a a**hole. Relax people! Its a television show! The producers decide with the director what airs and what doesn’t. Its all about ratings! Those who hate don’t even know the guy, so relax N give him a break!

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  12. hmmm…as a native of the USSR, I have to agree with Andre that we are the strongest, best and most beautiful people in THE WORLD!!! haha…I’ve lived here for eleven years now and I have to say he is such a jackass for acting the way he does when Americans are the ones supporting his career..He is not only gorgoeous, but actually very aware of the world, eventhough he is ignorant and a little scary, its kind of sexy..i dunno…i cant decide if i respect him or wanna slap him…maybe both!! ( as well as “have some fun with him”!)

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  13. When I first saw his pics, I thought: Ok, pretty goodlooking. Not outstanding. But after seeing the clip…. OMG! Now he’s just ugly inside and out! I was a (small time) model, and did some films as well when i was younger, and all with an attitude like this idiot, were the ones who ended up jobless…. Really, there’s always someone better looking than you, so why work with that?! And just because you’re a model, it dosn’t mean that you’re a good human being, or better than a baglady! I’d rather spend time with someone “ugly”, than even glimse at this moron for 1 second…. 4real.

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  14. PLUS: He says that just because you’re a model, you don’t have to be stupid, (Which of course is true) but that’s exactly what he’s proving himself! LOL

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  15. I from Andre’s home town. He and I have great love with many men at same time. Back home, Andre like to have many men in same hole at once!

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  16. And the boy just got arrested. Sexual assault. It turns out he’s got 6 convictions on similar charges. Oh yeah… real smart.

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  17. Yes he has a great body,……………………guys, he’s a douche bag! It’s not about being a hater, if he had an ugly body, y’all would would be tearing him apart. Don’t let him get away with his behavior just because you think he’s hot.

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  18. andre is sexii as hell n his attitude is what makes him sexii in tha first place even though he is an asshole i love it!!

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  19. I don’t really see him as a bad guy.. i like him. I watch the show ONLY because of HIM. super hot body. I wish he could win, but yeah he’s a bit short… and bold… vo5 is a hair product company, isn`t it? well.. Andre, keep up a good work. Just don’t ofend people too much so they don’ write bad comments. (but I’ve never heard him speaking bad about general people. only right comments about guys.. like the one who acts like a woman)

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  20. OMG!! i love this guy!! he is so hot, and funny…those of you that are here hating on him..u need to go play in traffic because u are all just jealous of him!!! andre is so amazing….and i love his SOVIET PRIDE!!! hecka ya andre, “GO SOVIET”!!!!

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  21. Seriously, don’t think that how the producers of the show choose to represent Andre, that that’s how he really is…it’s all about the entertainment…it worked, cause they’ve got my hooked on the show, and Andre! All I know for sure is that he is SUPER, SUPER, SUPER HOT!! And his attitude does make him even more sexy!!

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  22. he’s hot, but seems like an asshole! but i still watch the show and look forward to seeing him in his underwear. haha.

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  23. America’s Most Smartest Model: Andre Really is a Scary Guy

    by Lynn on November 10th, 2007

    According to the New York Post, Andre, the abrasive, quick-tempered contestant on America’s Most Smartest Model has a serious rap sheet and shady past.

    Andre Birleanu, 25, of Manhattan – who has earned a reputation as a volatile hothead on the cable channel’s “America’s Most Smartest Model” – was charged with sexual misconduct and aggravated harassment on Oct. 10.

    Birleanu, has served a half-dozen prison stints since 2000 on charges including assault, harassment, criminal contempt, criminal mischief and trespassing, law-enforcement sources said.

    “He touched my genitalia, and I immediately moved away,” she said. “Then I looked over, and he looked really upset . . . I went up to him. And he was standing there with his head down. He said something along the lines of ‘no.’ “He then grabbed my boob.”

    Following his arraignment last night, Birleanu said, “I didn’t molest anyone . . . I already slept with that girl, so it’s strange she would say I touched her inappropriately.”

    Birleanu has a disturbing rap sheet. At the time of his arrest early yesterday morning, he was free on $3,500 bail for yet another bizarre incident involving a woman. On Oct. 17, Birleanu was charged with stalking, aggravated harassment and attempted assault on a model friend.

    Birleanu’s longest stint behind bars was a six-month stay in Rikers in 2003 for harassment, contempt and assault.

    Birleanu’s temper has put other show contestants on edge, and the Russian native has become known for going on anti-American rants.

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  24. I am in LOVE with Andre! He is the ONLY reason why I watch America’s Most Smartest Model! I have read a lot of these comments and almost all of them are saying things about Andre that sound like pieces of SHIT! I FUCKING HATE IT! Will you fucking idiots just shut up! Andre is the COOLEST guy in the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD! So Shut the FUCK UP! I LOVE YOU ANDRE!

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  25. Have to admit, this was the last show I expected to get hooked on. After watching the first episode, I thought Andre was a D*CK, but after a few episodes, he grew on me while the other American models became a total embarrassment. Andre is HOT down to his sexy scars. I hope he wins over that weird looking “deer caught in headlights” freak VJ.

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  26. Andre, I doubt that you’ll be reading this, but I just had to post. You have the best dick that I’ve ever sucked! I loved it when you pulled my hair and talked shit to me. I’ll contact you and hopefully we can get together again soon.

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  27. Well, he is pretty hot although he does have that jack ass attitude. But you can’t be mad that he loves his country, because you love America right? or the country your from.

    Anyway, his attitude/looks made me want to either slap him or sleep with him.. maybe both.. at the same time.

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